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THE NATIONALITY QUIZ.
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea. (Only like, every day, it's like I'm Iroh)
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (You mean that guy from DBZ?)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (That show is so dumb)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (Who?)
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (Eugh, I hate the way they talk)
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. (Yuck)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I dunno what they eat)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs (Well I dislike emos I know that)
[ ] Its football...not soccer. (Who gives a fuck)
Total: 1
Australian
[X] You wear flip flops all year. (I do, but that's because I live in Florida)
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. (They're flip flops, dammit)
[X] You love a backyard barbie. (Who doesn't?)
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll. (No shit)
[X] You love the beach. (Yup yup)
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (All the time)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (Fuck no)
[ ] You are tanned. (I'm scottish. I don't tan)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (Whut?)
[ ] You have an australian something (Not that I'm aware of)
Total: 5
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (My mom loved it, but I didn't)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Nope)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (She can't cook for crap)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes. (They-sa good)
[X] You know Italian songs. (I know a few)
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (No, I'm a strawberry blonde with green eyes)
[X] You speak some italian. (VERY little)
[ ] You are under 5'10'' - 5'4" or 5'5" (I'm 5'6")
[ ] You know what a italian horn is. (o_O Do I want to know?)
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (It's good, but not the best)
[X] You talk with your hands. (Sometimes)
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember. (LOL)
[ ] You speak spanish or some. (Even less than I know of Italian)
[XXXXX] You like tacos. (DUHHHHHHH)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Fuck no, I hate it when people do that!)
[ ] You are dark skinned. (HA)
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Bitch or whore or something, right?)
[X] You talk fast occasionally. (Yeah...especially when I'm angry)
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Yeeeeep)
[X] You know what platanos are. (I think so...)
Total: 5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. (Pfft)
[X] You get short tempered. (Sometimes LOL)
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. (I did in elementary school)
[X] You get cold easily. (I always seem to be cold)
[X] Rain is fun for you. (I LOVE rain)
[ ] You get into contests all the time. (Nah)
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Even though I'm always cold, I prefer it)
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (I prefer harder stuff)
[X] You have a bad temper. (Sometimes)
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley,on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (I happen to have an irish last name. Barry)
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Greeeen)
[X] You like the color green. (It's my favorite XD)
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party. (Yep!)
[X] You have a family member from Ireland. (Well, my dad's side is from Scotland and Ireland, so yeah)
[X] You have blonde hair. (Technically LOL It's more red, but it IS a type of blonde)
[X] You have/had freckles. (When I was younger, not anymore)
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (No...not even close)
Total: 8
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually (Only as a joke to some people online, NEVER outloud, I hate that word)
[ ] You have nappy hair. (No)
[ ] You like rap. (You can't spell Crap without Rap)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. (Do water guns count?)
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (He's a lot of stupid things)
[X] You like chicken. (Oh yes)
[X] You like watermelon.(I love it. Also...Buster, how the fuck are you allergic??)
[ ] You can dance. (LMFAO! NO!)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (No, on top of the fact that I hate gospel)
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot. (Yeah....I guess)
[X] You are good at math. (I used to tutor it)
[X] You have played the piano. (I have, but not well)
[X] You have family from asia. (Yep. Chinese cousin, and my mom was born in Japan)
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (I used to, not anymore)
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. (o_O How the fuck...)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. (No, this is Florida, they are Hurricanes...)
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Whut...?)
Total: 4
German
[X] You like bread. (Duhr, I like bread!)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. (Well yeah!)
[ ] You Speak some German. (Even less than Spanish, which is like...none)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. (Indeed I do)
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (I've never been called one, but I would imagine I wouldn't like it very much)
[X] You went to Pre-school. (Yes, yes I did)
[X] Your over 5'2 (I'm 5'6")
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey. (Never)
[ ] You love beer. (Not really)
[ ] You say eh. (Sometimes but rarely)
[ ] You know what poutine is. (........)
[X] You speak some french. (Oui! Un peu)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (Whu?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (Nope)
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. (Dewhut?)
Total: 1
American
[ ] You hate foriegners. (How is that American?)
[ ] You hate non - Christians. (That would defeat the purpose of being Christian...)
[X] You're lazy. (LULZ totally)
[ ] You are not cultured. (I wouldn't say that...)
[ ] You hate abortion. (I don't know how I feel about it)
[X] But love the death penalty. (I don't love it, but I believe in it)
[ ] You don't read. (I just read that sentence, so...)
[X] You shop at walmart. (Not if I can help it, but I do)
[X] You think this survey is rather biased. (A bit)
Total: 4
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Devious Comments
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You had me at tacos...
Tim Horton's - When we Canucks say "Let's go to Tim's!", it's not because we all have a friend named Tim.
Was never interested in Degrassi, tho... Cartoons are better.
HB
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You had me at tacos...
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You had me at tacos...
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now witness the power of this fully armed and operational invisible dogy fence!
I guess they meant the other 99.9% of African Americans in the US. Bah!
Wow, I'm too american!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Sora: Okay! *twirls Keyblade around* Nausea, Heartburn, Indegestion *points it at Goofy* upset stomach, Diarrhea! Yay! PEPTO BISMOL!
-Attained the power of Pepto. Pepto Bismol has now been upgraded to Peptol Bismoga-
Somehow, I\'m not suprised you prefer harder stuff XD (jk) Are you actually Irish?
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